I Just Want To Eat Hot Dogs And Tell The Umpire He's Blind Tee Sarcastic sipping coffee and getting side

sipping coffee and getting side smirks for your sharp wit (and sharper tee)

and let the world know you’re taking five—on your terms

Made for the nights when survival is the whole achievement

vibrant print that stays crisp

This introverted conspiracy theories mug identifies the one exception to the no-talking policy

I Just Want To Eat Hot Dogs And Tell The Umpire He's Blind Tee Sarcastic sipping coffee and getting sideThis sassy tee is ideal to express one's feelings! making it a perfect addition to any casual wardrobe. Neatly cut and featuring a comfortable, lightweight stretch, this tee is flattering and sure to be a conversation starter. 100% soft ring spun cotton (fabric content may vary for different colors) only gets softer with every wash! True to size Ethically made DTG printed with love Size guide LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) S 28 18 34 37